Warning: While this writer is a-okay with using /random in practically all of his fights,
certain scenarios (i.e. Character Death) will not pass unless it was done through
either Freeform or a mechanic-heavy, multiphase /random fight.... Also this Carrd will always be just slightly outdated.

Voice Claim (ULTRAKILL spoilers):

Act I "You... You insignificant F___!!"

Act II "Machine, I will cut you down."

Owner of The Eldritorium, the oldest and darkest smithy and enchanting shoppe in the world.
If equipment forged in all things edge or soaked in the most corrosive shite imaginable
is what you're after, this ice-rimed and voidtouched boy may have something you may be interested in.
If not, you can always get something ordered... Especially if you beat him in a fight.Dressed head to toe in tattered but aged robes, soaked in magicks of eld and foul corruption hiding under his armor, rimed in cold ice yet creaking like an old mannequin, standing before you is a storied lizard with many a tale to tell, once you have struck a bargain with him and his wares.
Nothing comes free, lest you you are willing to do a favor for something you won't find anywhere else.Come, sit, have a chat. Let not the appearance of this worn ol' doll discomfort you.
He truly isn't as bad as any rusty scissors-related rumors make him out to be. Hopefully.

... Unless you're a catboy.
He has rusty scissors with your name on it hidden under his sleeves.

Name/Nickname(s): "Give the newspapers some time to catch up."
Age: Supposedly ~20 years of age, appearance wise.
Race (Clan): Au Ra (Xaela)... those scales are way too dark.
Gender: "Literally listen to my voice for five seconds."
Orientation: "I'm surviving. Can you say the same?"
Occupation(s): Armorer, Weaponsmith, Enchanter,
Collector of cursed trinkets, Archivist of Ancient Histories.Height: Flat 5'
Weight: 112 lbs. (Casual wear)
Build: "No doubt about it, I am stronger than you."
Skin Colour: Fair, but burn-covered and rotting.
Hair Colour: Midnight with Pale-Brown highlights.
Eye Colour(s): Heterochromatic Aetherial Blue and Void Purple.
Typical Clothing: "You got two eyes, unlike me.
What's your excuse?"

Literally all of the space below is just so you can admire this photo...
... assuming you're not on Mobile. Like a coward.

• Wait, what's that galloping I hear?